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michael gordon took an ax-iom
and proved LISP theorems, sacks of 'em.
but when he thought that he was done,
j. allen came and spoiled the fun

twinkle, twinkle queenette baur
typing horse shit by the hour
with all this crap, it seems to me,
the funny farm is where she'll be.

        
I think that I shall never see,
a brocolli as lovely as a pea:
with peas we often make a  soup,
but brocolli just makes you poop.

 a page! a page! it's avra cohn
 mumbling on the telephone
 she does it so you cannot hear her;
 SHE doesn't sound like russell taylor!


                           A puzzlement: 
   message from QIB ends "...COMMENTS ON SANDWICHES SOLICITED."


            HOW, PRAY TELL DO YOU SOLICIT A SANDWICH???
               IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW READ ON!!!!


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 How to solicit a sandwich
            or
 eatings and solicitations

quiver, quiver, little sandwich
lying, smirking in my hand which
soon will raise you to my waiting lip.
with mayonnaise you wait to drip
upon my shirt, you %$"#. !!!


killing two stones with one bard


apropos your "delicate location"
and the bureaucratic battle with inflation,
this cheery message(massage?) i do send:
we always get it in the end.

                  Grooov-ie! Far out! and Forsooth!
                  Watch out for that girl named Ruth.
                  Though she often looks just like the rest -
                  of us slobs, in jeans quite messed,
                  TONIGHT she'll be impeccab-ly dressed!

Ruth, Ruth
  Not uncouth
but, perhaps, of marginal demeanor.
She can't quite see
 that it's no crime to be -
a girl; it's no ms-demeanor.


a pun! a pun!
it beckons juhn
he cannot long refuse it.
it's bad in thought, in deed, in fact,
he'll grab the chance to use it!!


TWINKLE,TWINKLE, CLANCY,MICHAEL 
ANALYZING GRAPHS BY CYCLE
DO YOU THINK THIS GAME YOU'RE PLAYING
S'GOING TO GET A JOB THAT'S PAYING?